"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
by Pennarin October 3, 2014
Get the DeWitt’s Lawmug. Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!
by blueswannabe April 19, 2014
Get the Adam's Lawmug. The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020
Get the The Curve Lawmug. The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".
I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017
Get the The Law of Phomug. Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.
by -the skunk July 31, 2020
Get the chaotic lawfulmug. for every person of an ethnic background who does not fit into a stereotype of said ethnic background, there is (are) an individual(s) who will reinforce said stereotype.
"Why is it that for ever mexican/spanish person trying to not be the ghetto cliche, there is an apartment complex full of them reinforcing it?" - Guy one
"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two
"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two
by amirverada April 20, 2011
Get the law of reinforcementmug. A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.
Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
Get the Eddinburg’s lawmug.