Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 01, 2019

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national hang out with your most recent ex day

no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that

On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))

by totally not ur ex gf December 12, 2021

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Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 02, 2015

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