platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

The Monkey Bridge

The bridge/overpass that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave in Hyde park Massachusetts

“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”

by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024

Who bridge

Someone who is a who and a bridge at the same time

I hate who bridges

by Who bridge September 12, 2019

whiffers bridge

The small expanse of skin bridging the bum hole and the genitals.

When I go down on her I rest my chin on whiffers bridge

by Whiffers bridge March 20, 2019

titty bridge

When titty fucking, the hands clasped over the penis while squeezing boobs together

Nothing is better than a well-lubricated titty bridge.

by sasha88 January 1, 2015

London bridge

When 2 girls go down on a man while he’s standing and one’s sucking his dick from the front and the others eating his ass and they hold hands between his legs

“Sophie and Mischa came over and totally London bridged me”

by Londonbridger September 29, 2025

Jungle Bridge

When two guys with a hairy ass back up to a double headed dildo and the crabs cross the bridge

hey guys i got a new double headed dildo do yall wanna build a jungle bridge?

by Papa Natz December 16, 2022