Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

sadie tap water

a slay baddie who is my cousin 😃😃

hey sadie tap water bbg

by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023

Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014

severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

5 - 0 tapping in

Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity

5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*

by Skookiz April 26, 2019

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021