table tap

A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.

Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.

by bostonmark May 3, 2007

table tugger

A hand job under the table while in a restaurant or some other public place.

I saw this creepy video on fapdu.com of a guy getting a table tugger at different McDonald's.

by badmediSIN January 22, 2013

Table 7

A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.

“Table 7 is unlucky”
Yeah sure bud

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

party table

A table including Agustin, Joana, & Kaela.

Basically it means fun.

This table is such a party table because it has Joana, Kaela, & Agustin.

by 1234748403 January 25, 2011

knights of the rectangular table

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.

- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.

by ram156 April 23, 2008

Get on that table

When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.

*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"

*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"

by oneangryanarchist April 7, 2011

Balls land menacingly on table

someone who wear a lot of sweaters

Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room

by good guy u pls October 18, 2019