The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021
Get the Purple Mortimermug. My friend Dale just gave me a purple nurple! It hurt so bad I Had to cover them with my hands! Now's they're turning purple!
by dudeguy4life February 23, 2017
Get the Purple Nurplemug. I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.
by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022
Get the PURPLE PODmug. A phrase that has evolved in the present day lexicon, a reference to the first three words of the Preamble of the U.S. Constitution and the blending of red and blue, that reflects the mass defection of disillusioned Republicans from their damaged party, thanks to their current front front-running indicted candidate, the notorious and disgraced 45.
We are watching a stampede of elephants who are increasingly incredulous and mortified refer to themselves as ‘We the Purple’ in an effort to differentiate themselves from the elected cowards who have so far been entirely unwilling to cut his sorry ass loose.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
Get the We the Purplemug. by jimmy jones jr 2 December 12, 2006
Get the purple zibramug. Jarad Higgins: Smokin' on loud, and that codeine I sip
Pourin' up this purple shit until it's in my piss
Pourin' up this purple shit until it's in my piss
by whoscandice69 January 25, 2022
Get the Purple shitmug. "I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023
Get the Purple Liemug.