Jake Paul

The definition of a retarded dipshit

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.

by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Another word for the garbage/trash.

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 24, 2018

Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.

Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.

by MarineOne November 13, 2017

Jake paul

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE

Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer

by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 5, 2017

Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards

by 🅱🅱_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_🅱🅱 January 29, 2018

Ru Pauls

Saggy tits that drag along the floor, like Ru Paul.

Oh my God, look at her! She's got a couple of Ru Pauls on her chest.

by TheOX5Leader March 17, 2020

Ron Pauling

Every time someone posts some dumb ass viral YouTube video on facebook. Someone posts a Ron Paul video in the comments. See "faith hilling" south park.

It took me all day, but I'm finally done "Ron Pauling all those oh long johnson vids."

by Ronny Paul September 28, 2012