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Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
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Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.
I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.
by pete the pedo May 6, 2011
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spicy panda

A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.
“She’s a real spicy panda

Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda
by Sloth life January 19, 2023
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panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
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“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.
noun; “I’ve got a case of the “Trash Pandas”.
Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?
by Alvabenz December 6, 2018
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Panda

An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.
Example:
Person 1, “My grandmother died a few days ago. It was because there was a snail on her lettuce and she choked on the shell. There was no one around to help.”
Person 2, “Ohmigod I’m so sorry that’s so panda that really sucks”
by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022
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Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
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