crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005

krispy neck

Some fucking good head.

She kept givin me that krispy neck all night long.

by Ling Ho March 27, 2008

Mosh Neck

A pain in the neck caused by moshing or headbanging or both.

This term is a synonym for Bangover and Headbanger Whiplash.

Dude 1: Duuuuuude!!! Did you go to the (enter band of choice here) show last night?

Dude 2: Yaa dude it was moooost bodacious but I got serious mosh neck.

Dude 3: Bogus dude.

by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

neck cat

A Cat whom likes to mount an owner or trusted friends shoulder and drape him (or herself) over their shoulders.

That's a lovely scarf.. holy shit it's alive!" "Calm yourself, it's just my neck cat."

by Neothebird June 10, 2011

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 8, 2018

neck booty

another word for women's breast

She got her neck booty all out.

by kliqnWoDX June 4, 2016

Neck Gaiter

Another thing that Urban Dictionary wants you to buy.

Why The Urban Dictionary wants me to buy a neck gaiter?

by socerk56 July 23, 2020