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International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
mugGet the International Eat Tears Daymug.

Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
mugGet the Conservative tearsmug.

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!
by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020
mugGet the hancock tearsmug.

IM IN TEARS

HAHAHA IM IN TEARS
by imgay777 June 6, 2022
mugGet the IM IN TEARSmug.

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021
mugGet the Tear Jerkermug.

Angel Tear

The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.
"I got bored masterbating, so I figured I'd try shedding an Angel Tear"
by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025
mugGet the Angel Tearmug.

Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
mugGet the Guts Stan tearsmug.

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