On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.
by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025

“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”
“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
