extremely naked

when someone is like the next level of naked, they’ve ascended beyond just being “naked”

“dude, I was in a hot tub with that chic, and she was so naked, like extremely naked.

by iloveittosbigfathonkers June 15, 2022

Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.

While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.

by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

Naked

you see boobs,pussy n ass or abs n ass n balls n peins

Mmm damm you look amaking naked

by Hunnyismadsexybaby July 3, 2022

Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.

“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”

by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025

National be butt booty naked day

National be butt booty naked day is on September 23rd where everyone is butt booty naked

Person 1: "yo, today is National be butt booty naked day"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"

by 00phamthon September 22, 2025

Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.

"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared

by MrSquishy March 13, 2022

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023