March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 7

March 7th is national party day. You must attend/throw a party and have a good time. Maybe even get laid.

Person 1: did you know it's march 7th?
Person 2: Yo let's get waaasssttteedddd

by Mystery gothic boii November 16, 2020

March 18

March 18 2022 Stray Kids Oddinary comeback that makes you shake ASS ( apart from lonely st and Waiting for us cause thats for crying)

Person 1 : “Did you hear that Stray Kids new song charmer?”

Person 2 : “Yes I cannot stop listening to it. My life has been drastically changed since March 18th”

Person 1 : “Stray Kids World Domination 4th Gen KINGS”

by skzflix March 27, 2022

March 25

March 25th is the day where you bash up the people you are friends with

slaps
“what was that for?”
“hey dont worry you can do the same since its march 25th!”
“OH YEAH!”
bashes eachother

by xoxoxmee March 23, 2022

march 22nd

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021