geisha main

aka geisha AND THE MOST FINE WOMAN IN THE WHOLE IDENTITY V GAME

OMG MICHIKO I LOVE YOU

some1: what games do you play?
me: identity v
some1: me too! i’m a geisha main
me: MARRY ME FELLA 😍💋😍😍🤭🤭‼️‼️🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🤘🤘

by kazuha’s bandage 😍💋🤘‼️🤭 January 22, 2023

hole on main

A term generally used by twitter (or other social media) gay men to define the act of accidentally posting photos of their anus on their main social media- or more generally nudes on their public social media profiles, instead of their alternate media profiles which are usually specifically for the purpose of sharing nudes.

Accidentally posted Hole on main yesterday, so many new follows now

by Namaste lads February 9, 2023

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

main gift

it's christmas and your big gift is an iphone that would be your main gift.

so you could put any more type of expensive gift as your main on your christmas wishlist.

"i want a puppy for my main gift this christmas"

by christmasfan October 12, 2023

The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.

More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

Main character

THose people who act like a shonen jump main character

I hate John because he acts like a main character

by P H O N K G O D November 2, 2023

aamon main

MLBB players that play as Aamon

unironically a gusion simp.

A: Who do you main?
B: I'm an Aamon main. I usually play as him in MLBB
A: Oh, so you're a Gusion simp?
B: No! Well... kinda? If you think about it? I guess?

by MOONTON BUFF AAMON CAKE PLEASE November 5, 2023