Kelly

Person ik who is obsessed with zhongli from genshin impact

A:Who is that
B:thats my friend kelly

by Bitj May 27, 2021

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Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

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Kelly

Most likely ending up with a guy from Arkansas. More probable if his name is Triston

Kelly should be with Triston

by Latman March 28, 2024

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Tyler Kelly

Tyler Kelly is my king

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!

by Tk lover December 6, 2024

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R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

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Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!

What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?

by Hot2trot March 8, 2025

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