When a lady gets her period and she has little nuggets of blood, ie blood clots, that are thus named as jelly tots as the gentleman likes to chew on them and suck them like he would a lolly of the namesake.
by Gbanger the second May 08, 2010
the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
by onebadbanana03 January 07, 2012
YOU PPL ARE SO FRICKEN STUPID!!!!What kinda person would wear a braclet just to get it snapped i mean come on!!!!! I wear them all the time and maybe only one time has one broken and it was black but it broke when i took it off oh ya now im am going to have sex w/ myself beccause one black broke! NOT!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO BEALIEVES THAT NEEDS TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!!!
by Bri and Ash July 06, 2004
by Jeff Thomas February 01, 2007
During sexual intercourse, right before the male climaxes, at which point the individual on the recieving end kicks him in the balls. If enough force is applied, he'll ejaculate blood everywhere giving the impresion of a squeezed jelly donut.
Mike: "aww yea.."
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!
by CaptainToad December 17, 2007
Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!
by Beef soap October 11, 2017
A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.
by Iwanttatorchips January 31, 2007