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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
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Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Cops BooBoo

That faithful partner you love to hate and the cops are called cuz ya'll be fighting too much. One gets arrested, but the other doesn't want to press charges. Often you can hear them screaming 'I love you Baby' or asking the officer, 'Can I just give them a kiss before you take them away?', while in handcuffs.
Girl, I saw you on TV the other night with a new dude. Is that your Cops BooBoo?

I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.
by HotGoalieGf18 March 1, 2020
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brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.
by Sidchrome November 12, 2023
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Cop a buzz

The feeling of intoxication or general excitement; to take or purchase something
Let's go to the party, cop a buzz, and have killer sex!

I'm going to the store to cop a new pair of shoes.
by Solojon October 5, 2025
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
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Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023
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