Weeb week

Weeb week is a self chosen week for a non-weeb who only watches it once a month, so they dedicate a week out of a month to catch up.

"fuck I need another weeb week this month I haven't seen the last season of AOT"

by Top at April 19, 2021

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

my week with Marilyn

(The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry Kingfrom Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

Shark week

A term used to refer to a woman's menstrual cycle.

I'm emotional because shark week starts in two days.

by GangstaBarbie666420 December 4, 2025

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017

Shark Week

When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.

Hey girl!! You tryna have shark week?

by sarahbargart February 17, 2021