I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai August 6, 2016