Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
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holding up a zero

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
by goawaybozo July 7, 2022
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Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"
by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024
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Hold your light

"Hold your light" in racial terms means for the black people to stay away from white people
African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.
by Lisaluv April 4, 2023
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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
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hold it dung

''hold it dung'' means that someone needs to relax, or they need to calm down.
''The vibes were getting tense, so I stepped in and told everyone to hold it dung.''
by Laila Whitehead-Gaines September 13, 2025
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Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass
Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee
by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
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