Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Hog's Pocket

The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny

"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"

by Hoglover69 July 23, 2021

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.

"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.

by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017

hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025