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hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.
Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.
by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017
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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?
by designatedtwink January 28, 2025
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Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.
Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”
by Beach red neck September 11, 2021
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Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
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Prog Hog

Someone obsessed with Raid Progress, to the exclusion of all other social hangouts.

Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.
Keeyn's such a Prog Hog, they are suffering through another hour of this raid before they come hang with the gang.
by DxTrog October 8, 2022
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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
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Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.
After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.
by mooseshadows April 1, 2025
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