Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018

Dog Hog

Zoology. The process of in which a dog is being hogged.

Hey Jeff! Stop dog hogging

by Bagelbeagle October 3, 2018

Drama Hog

A person who feeds off drama and if there is no drama to feed off of they create drama.

That girl is such a drama hog. All she does is start drama.

by Lex mysterious June 22, 2019

Hog Goblin

Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe

Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here

Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?

Nig 1: yezir

Nig 2: damn!

by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019

hog carmen

When you've worked in Sports Talk Radio long enough to become a legend, you're a "Hog Carmen!"

I turned on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland this morning, and I heard the Legendary Hog Carmen in action!

by Darksatan624 November 26, 2019

Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.

I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.

by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019