crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018

Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

by mooseshadows April 1, 2025

Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum

The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.

by DIvin3 September 27, 2019