A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
Get the Brian Cancermug. Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".
Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
Get the Purdue Cancer Kidmug. Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
Get the neck cancermug. When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.
This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.
This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.
This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
Get the Cancerousmug. Cancers are the most emotional of the 12 zodiacs. Cancers are people born between June 22nd to July 23rd. Aside from being moody and bipolar, they are very fun to be around and will love you unconditionally. They love like no other sign. They express their love in actions and and when they say that they care about you, they truly mean it. They are mysterious people. Sometimes, it's difficult for Cancers to hide their feelings because they usually make it so obvious or other times, cancers will try to look happy and fake a smile because they usually hate when people feel pity for them...honestly, it just depends. Cancers are huge drama queens and can get super clingy. Cancers also tend to fall in love with almost anyone and get attached too quickly. Cancers hate criticism or insults. they will take everything to heart and overthink all the time. They heal themselves with sad music and they cry over anything.
by yourfavoritesadgirl November 25, 2018
Get the Cancermug. (n.)
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010
Get the Texticular Cancermug. by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023
Get the poop cancermug.