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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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Burrito

A dish originating from México typically consisting of a tortilla with fillings on the inside. These fillings usually include (but are not limited to) meats, vegetables, sauces, and other Mexican ingredients.
Person: I want to order a tortilla with stuff inside of it.
Cashier: You mean a burrito?
by CheeseCakeFries February 22, 2021
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Burrito bag

That burrito bag was wider than it was long and also had foreskin
by JuDucky March 18, 2023
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
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Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.
by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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