Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
Get the Dementor’s Blowjobmug. This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
Get the vegetarian blowjobmug. A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
by rpsychopath January 13, 2024
Get the Columbian blowjobmug. “blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs
by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024
Get the blowjob bennettmug. When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016
Get the Kentucky blowjobmug. 1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
Get the Sneaky Blowjobmug. On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022
Get the national blowjob daymug.