European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022

Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

nibble biscuit

A foolish or stupid person. Similar to an idiot.

Woah, the guy over there is a complete and utter nibble biscuit

by indigobox June 15, 2023

prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023

biscuits and cheese

Knees. Cockney derivative rhyming slang.

Ouch me fucking biscuits and cheese.

by Adamphetamine December 1, 2016

Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.

Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me

by Nap zone June 1, 2018

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014