Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.

Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.

by cienade October 16, 2010

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012

Quarter baked

Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".

"Hey I just flipped my balls inside out!"
"Bro are you baked?"
"Nah just quarter baked(:"

by DDISEASES May 27, 2014

Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.

Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.

by mrb200 July 13, 2015

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

Over baked

When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever

I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there

by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016