banana purse

A vegetarian alternative to the meat wallet. A sweet set of lips that leads to a holding area, or purse, for the above mentioned banana. Usually found on granola hippie chicks that would never allow meat to penetrate their openings.

"Bro, I totally unzipped her banana purse last night."

by soulbribra February 7, 2009

Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.

(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".

by Thedarkark September 1, 2009

split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

by ssullivan April 19, 2006

havana banana

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

by major doko June 28, 2009

Chiquita Banana

An awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long.

What's your Dachshund's name? Her name is Chiquita Banana.

by MiCarJo August 2, 2012

Banana Peeling

Pulling back the foreskin. In comparison to a banana have four skins, or foreskin.

I thought it would hurt, but banana peeling feels pretty good

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 13, 2006

chocolate banana

When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.

After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding

by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004