Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
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Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007
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Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.
Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!
by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023
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Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity
Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019
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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy
“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”
by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021
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Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.
Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.
by Wricks July 2, 2022
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