Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

Cancer

that bump on my balls

"Whats that on your sack"
"Cancer"

by I nut Buckets October 8, 2023

Cancer

Something that Strongest Battlegrounds Players have
"Im a strongest battlegrounds player, im fucking stupid.

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by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 9, 2023

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023

Cure cancer or wenegade raider

A question used by people to identify who is a Fortnite kid.

Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.

by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023