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Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
by doodie hole July 15, 2018
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Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day
Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth
by the preacher February 10, 2020
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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Wanker

When you grabbed your penis and start beating it
Your a wanker
by Fidget Spinners Are Fay October 14, 2017
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Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.
Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker
by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016
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Wanker

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by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022
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nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome
by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022
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