Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023

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Clallam Bay, Washington

The gayest town known to man, in which there is nothing else to do other than drink and smoke weed in.

"Duuddee I was just in Clallam Bay, Washington."

"Really? Mannn that place is gay."

"Ch'yeah I know! But its alright, I got high."

by IFuckedYourMomBreh December 31, 2011

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a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.

After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.

by a_tribute_to_english_majors January 5, 2008

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Simeon Nathaniel Washington

1)A person Who Has A Realyy Humunguss Dick!! And Normal Had A CUsin named Niyah, Isaiah,Tahmeen,, Or A Best friend Name Keemani,,tennel,,Alexis,,Jessica,,Or Jackie.

2) A Person Who Walks Around LOokinga Hot ass Mess
3) A Person Who Hass Nuthing better to Do Exspt Make Dumb Ass Clapping Videos Or Other Videos On Myspace
4) Normaly a Fat Fuck

Daniel:hay Boo where Your Cuzo?
Niyah: Somewhere Clapping His ass Wit His Best friend Jessica
Daniel:Eww He Gay
Niyah:He Look a Hot ass Mess to
Daniel : he Is Such a Simeon Nathaniel washington

by Joshua Nicholes November 28, 2009

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University of Mary Washington

This college is the worst college in virginia, probably the planet. it sucks and there is nothing to do except schoolwork...so if you enjoy working your ass off for mediocre grades and partying once ever 2 months at a lame-ass party until cops bust it at 11.30 then this is the skool for you! plus the kids here are rich, spoiled self-centered brats...so enjoy!

hey did u hear bout a party at the University of Mary Washington?

nah, man theres no such thing

by buttmonkey4lyfe November 8, 2013

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