vampireidous

Step outside and you die... 1% of the population have this disease. VERY rare

Im sorry i cant go outside.. i have vampireidous

by Fitzgerald smiley January 7, 2021

Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

vampirediariessexual

The person who is attracted only by the vampire diaries cast especially damon Salvatore

Boy:hi..um i like u
Girl: IM VAMPIREDIARIESSEXUAL

by Elijah's wife January 12, 2021

Vampirze

Vampirze, Killy Knotty, Skull Kills & Gran Verza.
It's a new rapper with an incredible talent, he is a rapper who started in the middle of 2020 doing rap and being quite underrated, his talent and songs are impressive and he is one of the best rappers of today.
He should be better known and better valued, he is a good rapper!

Pers 1: Hey do you hear to Killy Knotty
Pers 2: Skull Kills? Oh Yeah it's a Good Rapper
Pers 3: Yeah, I love Vampirze Music!

by Validia March 10, 2021

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021