Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

Double-Tubing

When someone is sitting in front large screen watching a YouTube video while simultaneously surfing YouTube on a laptop, phone, or tablet. This is Double-Tubing. It's great when deep-diving into a particular subject.

I always enjoy double-tubing when I need extra stimulation, or when I'm obsessed with a particular subject.

by Sparky Lightbulb June 22, 2022

Double Tubing

The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.

Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!

by TehEpicGuilmon August 19, 2010

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

volcanic tubes

When your nose is so big that when you breathe, it feels like a volcanic eruption.

I saw this kid with a nose that looked like two volcanic tubes

by chipoltleburrito 123 May 29, 2015