by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.
by ten32 October 30, 2020
The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 11, 2010
The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
by Husky Johnson Beaver Retriever May 09, 2023
when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022
also known as scshuffle, its that thing that literaly everyone did after a teacher said no running back in school.
after my litte brother came home from school, he was still doing the school shuffle
we better scshuffle out of here before ms fab catches us!
we better scshuffle out of here before ms fab catches us!
by pink stempunk demon August 04, 2017
The dancelike movements baseball player Juan Soto makes at bat between pitches, including hip wiggles, junk grabs, and staredowns. Believed by some to be an intimidation tactic, by others to be Soto just being extravagant.
by slimyslim March 31, 2021