by Faceless_one11 November 23, 2021

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.
These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.
by Roid Rage manager May 10, 2014

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.
by press sumn down February 27, 2024

by urban dictionarry November 23, 2021

"my anus really fucking hurts from my uncles huge cock" said Kyle - Magic Tree house: Kyles magical uncle Dave
by GramCraccers January 16, 2022
