by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017
Get the Pee in that butt mug.noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
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Get the Pee poop mug.the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm
if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
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by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 8, 2019
Get the pee tingles mug.While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.
by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011
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"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
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