tim paul

lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

who wants to go to ihop

by the hog April 19, 2005

Paul Benedict

The people who have the biggest cocks

Girl 1: Did you know that the nerd in our class has a giant cock

Girl 2: His name is Paul Benedict right?

Girl 1: Yeah they say that people with that name always have a big cock

by This AccountIsNotOwnedByPaul April 19, 2021

Jake Paul

The definition of a retarded dipshit

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.

by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018

paul chode

Paul dickey

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!

by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016

Jake Paul

Another word for the garbage/trash.

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 24, 2018

paul jones

Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.

He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.

He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.

by maybeyestapino January 9, 2017

Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards

by 🅱🅱_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_🅱🅱 January 29, 2018