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Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days
An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car
by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022
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Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.
Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.
by Fboi April 26, 2020
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the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen
moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*
by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020
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Soy Karen

A sub species of the typical Karen.

Example:
She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.
A Soy Karen sends gloppy soy “yogurt” for her child to eat at a birthday party.
by Sparkle Eyed July 17, 2020
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Kate of Karens

Similar to a m'lady of neckbeards, a group of older karens is a "kate." Not to be confused with a group of teenage karens which is an "ashleigh."
It is said that for every store, restaurant, or bar manager there is a whole kate of karens, outnumbering them 10 to 1. It's only by the fact that karen kates are so untrusting and viciously territorial of toward each other that they haven't formed a superkate and opinionated us all.
by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023
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karen hausman

queen of tiktok. very kind,sexy,funny lady.
did you see karen hausman new video!?
by karenthequeen July 2, 2021
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karen factory

A “customer service” department that systematically provides nothing but hours of aggravation for their customers who start off being perfectly polite people then get blamed and referred to as being a “karen” for finally losing their shit.
You can get paid for treating customers like shit if you get hired in the Apple karen factory.
by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? September 2, 2022
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