Picture this; *Its 8:30 pm on a Sunday night, you and you're homie are chilling on rust listen to those sweet sweet gangsta tunes and you already no what mutha hecken time it is* "All the gangstas take the floor as we step on stage all the ladies ask for more" - 213 Crew
"Yo loopy2247!" says AUcairns "yeah whats cooking my mutha hecking homie from the south?" exclaims loopy2247 "Is it Real Gangsta hours?" says AUcairns louder than before, "Yeah I think it mutha hecken is!" *AUcairns gets music bot to play Keepin It Gangsta by Fabulous in the 'Chill Gangstas' section of the Snag Boys discord server* "It's Real Gangsta Hours!" exclaim loopy2247 and AUcairns together
by Coochie Snagger October 28, 2018

A day often on a weekend or during time away from work or school where you drink so much that the day seems shorter than usual
Tom: "Bro did you finish that assignment for English yesterday?"
Bill: "Nah my dude I totally had a 23 hour day yesterday I was way too fucked up to do homework"
Bill: "Nah my dude I totally had a 23 hour day yesterday I was way too fucked up to do homework"
by MissouriMcFlurry September 24, 2017

by Haywood Manley March 22, 2010

by Epiwin November 4, 2012

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it
V.) to five hour bomb it
Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.
by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

The 72 hour rule is in reference to the amount of time you are supposed to wait to contact a girl, after you have had coitus.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.
-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing
On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off
This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.
-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing
On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off
This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.
Guy1: Bro, did you fuck her last night?
Guy2: Yah I think i’m gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!
Guy2: Yah I think i’m gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!
by JewЬоу33 January 26, 2020

Being in a situation so uncomfortable that you would be willing to cut off your arm to get out of it.
Last night my girlfriend rented Twilight and insisted I watch it with her. Halfway through I was ready to go 127 hours to get the fuck out of there.
by Kitridge August 27, 2011
