CN Tower

The tallest tower in Toronto and an icon of the city.

No one from Toronto has actually been to the CN Tower. No one's paying for a tourist attraction when they're not tourists.

by bluepen75 May 27, 2021

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

The tower

The tower is a large tower at the centre of the world, with the refuge, the glen and the barrens are centred around, if you woke up in the barrens, for example, you would have to carry the sun to the tower and place it on top.

THE TOWER

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 1, 2022

The twin towers

The coolest fucking buildings in the world which were created by Minoru Yamasaki who also made the BOK tower in down town Tulsa. (And some other buildings such as the ranier tower) unfortunately, these badass buildings were blown up by some assholes on 9/11.

The twin towers are my favorite buildings! They were so cool and nice looking. Too bad they got blown up.

by Minoru Yamasaki nerd September 16, 2021

twerk tower

Twerking on cheerleader perimade

The Chicago bears cheerleaders did the twerk tower

by Wadi. Uowcdb uowcd c uowed cu. December 2, 2013

Buzz The Tower

When you’re going down on your partner and without warning you run your tongue over their butthole.

Jessica was giving me head last night and she decided to buzz the tower!

by MegaMedic29588 June 17, 2022

Casanova of gryffindor tower

Mary macdonald

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025