A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
by Ben Grove May 26, 2024

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

by spamton g spamton December 6, 2021

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022
