Steven

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.

As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.

by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023

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CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.

“You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
“The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister

by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023

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Steven

Steven has a bigger dick than Jordan, Jovian, Noah, and Andrew. He gets mad pussy and has a super high IQ. Beast at fortnite and if you ever see him buy him some vbucks.

Your mum gay and My dad is Steven.

by ShionLS December 8, 2018

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