Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX September 27, 2015

nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.

Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.

by bendyurnotes March 21, 2007

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 03, 2018

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024

Spit throw

A short distance

Thats just a spit throw away

by venomisdumb January 22, 2019

spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone

I was spitting savage to that hoe.

by June9 December 03, 2014

The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.

'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'

by shannymcfee May 27, 2015