The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
by Uncle boni November 24, 2010
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Get the rusty wery mug.The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011
Get the rusty thumbtack mug.When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
by Freezerguy December 4, 2013
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by FuzzyD June 16, 2009
Get the rusty putter mug.don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
by CARD44141121 March 27, 2011
Get the rusty pioneer mug.The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011
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