Rusty RonBoni

The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
He was in bed with shaleena, but snuck out to deliver a sloppy Rusty RonBoni to Richard Simmons.
by Uncle boni November 22, 2010
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Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 02, 2011
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rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
by Freezerguy December 04, 2013
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rusty wery

when you bang three chicks in a row and dont wash it in between
i gave those broads the rusty wery last night
by joe we May 16, 2008
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Rusty Bill

The situation in which a person is sodomized and the person doing the sodomizing repeatedly asks "Are you done yet?",but doesn't stop when the person says "Yes".
Daniel lured me to the back of the warehouse and gave me a Rusty Bill and wouldn't stop even when I told him I was done.
by TheSaltyNinja June 25, 2010
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rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler January 31, 2011
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rusty pioneer

don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
bailey was quite eger to take part in a rusty pioneer
by CARD44141121 March 11, 2011
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