Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph July 1, 2017

pee on a stick

to take a pregnancy test; a serious matter

Looks like I'm going to have to pee on a stick!

by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010

pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Pee in that butt

When you have no knowledge of sexual conduct, but you need to find out.

"Aye little mama, lemme pee in that butt."

by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Pee Hole

A place where guys like to piss (wall, urinal, etc)

by peeee - whole April 10, 2003