snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 20, 2014

Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019