October 24

October 24th is national takis day. So for anyone that loves talks this day is for you.

Person 1~ Hey do you want a talks?
Person 2~ Duh it's October 24th

by Bxby.Ava October 23, 2019

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October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺

Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL

by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019

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October 23

Wednesday 23 you have you kiss you best friend or your crush

ME:October 23 is kissing day kids me
Crush: ok mwah

by Gayassstupiddumbass October 20, 2019

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October 25

October 25 national trust fall day go up to someone and see if they are your true friend by doing a trust fall.

Person 1: *talking to you about your day

Person2: trust fall! *Falls backwards on them*

October 25

by Datbig_potato October 20, 2019

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October 26

A day when all the homies in the world have a free pass to do whatever they want with out saying no homo. If you’re homie blows you, it’s all good because it’s October 26

Homie 1: “Bro you wanna do anal?”

Homie 2: Nah bro that’s kinda gay.

Homie 1: No it’s all good it’s October 26.”

by Ben&Parker October 21, 2019

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