Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

Six Paths To Nowhere

An awesome band based in Warwick, Rhode Island.

Have you heard of Six Paths To Nowhere? They're an awesome band.

by Hmm? January 3, 2005

urban dictonairy the netherklands

yo what up dint eat u up

its basacly a arabic slur

yo shit head urban dictonairy the netherklands go die

but then aravic

by hot dog muncher September 28, 2017

who the heck outta nowhere

a random place, far away

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere

by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020

kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.

“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️

by antialexclub March 15, 2021